Saturday, January 6, 2007

Dhoom2 ki kahani, Sandy ki Zubaani

I am back!!! the response of my last couple of reviews were encouraging. Well encouraging enough to motivate me to try hand at writing one more review. A review for Dhoom-2. Well le me make one thing clear. This is not the greatest film you would see and nor that I liked the film very much and hence thought of writing a review...Then why did I write the review?? Hmm well this film is sort of "Maggie".. I mean. Its different. This is the sort of an 'action-adventure-govinda' type of film. Govinda types meaning; what do you do when you go to watch a govinda film. you set aside your brain for some time, and just get ready to laugh. You do not worry about, what is happening, why and how.. Well you would have to do something similar with Dhoom 2. Just that you get ready to 'be thrilled'.

Let me start with the casting. The casting looks good. 5 main characters and they are the ones you would see all movie through.. Not much of supporting cast her.. Well if you have such a strong main cast, why would you need a supporting cast.. this is not a movie which has half a dozen bahus and half a dozen saas having 2 dozen sahalis each...Anyway lets get back to Dhoom2.. The cast includes Hritik, Ashie, Abhishek, Bipasha and then there is the yashraj local variable.. I mean local boy to Yashraj production - Uday Chopra. Casting really looks good. Action which is the scoring point of the film looks safe in hands of Allan Amin. The man who gave us cool stunts in DUS. editing has been good and thus the film is pretty fast paced. Dialogues are not so great, but you have some good one-liners. Well with such beautiful people in the film, one cares a damn about they are saying.. ;) Lot of money has gone into making this movie. You can see that. But one point which seem to be not up to the mark was the attention to detail. Well, the director should have more appreciative of the fact that getting such a cast is tough. So when he has got such a cast, more attention should have been paid to detailing of the film. The film at places look raw and lacks polish. Lets take a look at the performances. let start with the local boy. Uday Chopra. Well Uday has improved a lot is you compare him to his first film - Mohabatain. The "be-funny" department is with him. A tough job to handle..and guess what he does manage to make you laugh sometimes.. Thats a huge improvement to audience felling "get this guy out of our sight" in his first film to "he IS funny sometimes" in Dhoom2. I certainly think by the time Dhoom10 gets released we would be laughing at all his jokes.. Hmmm would there be so many sequels.. Well if Yashraj productions want to see Uday on screen they have to keep spinning the dhoom wheel...Poor fellow .. no one takes him in their movies.he is one more case of 'Body not matching the voice' syndrome. Well if you see that is true even for Amitabh.. but Amitabh's case is just the opposite as Uday's case... Amitabh's case looks acceptable. well not quite acceptable. but it seems great.. just like Sukudu pehlwaan lifting 500 KG snatch looks goods while Dara singh tested positive for performance improving drugs fails to lift 50kg, cuts a sorry figure.. Hmm was the example too far-fetched.. anyway, I think you got the point...We do know one more case of this dangerous 'Body not matching voice' syndrome. Remember Deepak Malhotra .. from Lamhe.. The first words he uttered were "Pallo" and i think those were his last words in recorded bollywood history..till date..

Ok moving forward we have Bips. No oscar winning performance, this. Her part did not require any high intensity acting. Anyway I do not think people who went to see the movie, even cared to listen what she said.. They were attentive but they cared a damn about the audio... ;) Bips plays a cop who has a sister (who looks amazingly like her... so guess who is her sister...Bips again... sahi jawaab..) in Brazil.. Bips, Beach and Brazil.. Now what more can one ask for!!! ultra hotio, enjoymento, ronaldo, romario.. superbo!!!! Now something about my gaonwali.. Ashie is good.. "ya right".. Well no one could have fit the role as good as her.. The role required to have someone with a great body, can share the screen with equal poise with Hritik and also look graceful.. Now do we have anyone with all these characteristics today??? Shilpa!!! yes but Ashie adds that extra bit to glamour...And she has reduced a LOT (yes, a 'lot' in bold, Italics and underlined) I wonder how long is it since she last touched 'Kori-rutti'. No Mangalorian can stay away from Kori-rutti for long. trust me. ;) Ashie is a chorni herself., who teams up with our hero (Opps I forgot Hritik is the Bad guy).. sorry Ashie teams up with the bad guy in the film. sings, dances gracefully and looks great (naturally.. as usual).. Hmm about her dance. In some dances she does look a bit stiff.. and the answer is right at her feet.. She wears Ultra high, 8 inch hype extended 045 point tip heels. Well now if her dance steps look a bit stiff wearing those you do rate that as bad. would you?? Come on man, the girl has not touched 'Kori Rutti' from the time the eygyptians started building the pyramids and you have problem with her couple of dance steps being stiff.. Talk of showing some consideration!!! Anyways, lets talk something about others. the 2 gentlemen in the film. Abhishek and Hritik. Abhishek has his 'Frustu', angry, 'I don't care a damn about no one', 'When will my barber return from Allahabad" kind of look. carry forwarded from Dhoom. He is OK. Has a couple of one-liners.. delivered with the same frustu look on his face... But someone who steals the show is Hritik. Hritik is one of those people who grabs everyone's attention, looks real cool .. and all this without even putting any effort in the process. Quite unlike Babi Ab, baby baba, baba black sheep.. whatever.. O ya.. Ab baby. Abhishek bachchan, tries too hard to look cool.. but fails too short.. and ends up looking more frustu....Hritik on the other hand looks great, dances great and provides lots of inspiration to lots of people to hit the Gym.

Hritik is at his natural best when it comes to acting here in Dhoom2 as well.Showing that he gives the same amount of focus, dedication and puts in the same amount of effort as in his Dad's film. The songs are not great..
but choreography and dances make up for it.. Well you have 2 of the best dancers in Bollywood here. Some other two things which stand out in the movie is the action sequences and the makeup. the viewer would be quite happy with the effort f detailing which went into the makeup of various disguises that Hritik wears.. Quite good.. The action sequences are cooler than what we saw in DUS. Now are you excited??? par shart hai ki, you should not think "How is that happening? How is that possible?".. Just sit back . enjoy and then say ... "WoW!!!!!".

The film as I already said is quite fast paced. The songs in between give you breathing time. yes breathing time.. If the stunts do not take your breath away... the beautiful people will.. ;-) Now let me talk a bit on the story line.. well like always I would not dwell too much on th estory as the aim is not to tell you the story but t
o present Dhoom2 in another light.. I mean in a light no one has seen .. ;-) The film starts as in the previous version... with a robbery.. but now it gets more cooler and slicker...Hritik handles the job alone..because he works alone... Defying all laws of Physics, as if Newton never gave us 'Gravity'.. Anyways remember, do not think too much .. just enjoy.. Seeing Hritik perform those stunts.. defying laws of gravity, you would wish that apple never caused Newton's brain damage and make him invent gravity... Anyways.. the robbery could have made more classy.. if some more attention would have been paid to science such as Physics or the director had some respect for Newton and his associates.. The robbery takes place in a train somewhere in desert in Namibia. Now if you see teh train it is better than our Rajdhani.. Looks more closer to Japanese Shinkazen (bullet train). Once this robbery is done... hritik celebrates.. We have a song.. and the director takes this opportunity to show the names of the stakeholders of the film while Hritik dances.. Now who would care to look at the names when Hritik is dancing.... Anyways... Song ends. and we are ready for another robbery.


Its of a diamond.. Science at play again to make this robbery a success. The gadget used for the robbery looks as some 1st prize winner at the annual robotics fair held at Mushashi Shinjo in Japan.. Quite some gadget... very innovative....

The
3rd robbery is of a rare bejeweled sword kept in a fort in johpur. this is wher our girl arrives.. Ekdum Dhasu Entry...Mountaineering equipment used here in this robbery...Mountaineering equipments coupled with BATMAN/Power ranger's utility kit in operation.. Shera tenzing would have given anything to get his hands on such equipment.. anything... he could have even parted with his favorite 'Bahadur' chhap gutka... hritik and Ashie meet.. romance.. and they team up for another robbery together..
This time in Brazil.. and look who is here.. Bips... Bips, Beach and Brazil.. ultra hotio, enjoymento, ronaldo, romario.. superbo!!! and Hritik and Ashie rob again.. right under that 'frustu's' nose. Well 4 spectacular robberies and songs in between.. Thats Dhoom2.

Well what do you expect when you put 4 beautiful people (Ok 5 if you care of count Uday in ) in on movie.. VISUAL TREAT.. or in my language... VISUAL SEE PLUS PLUS... Thats right...Thats w
hat Dhoom2 is... Worth a see... You would not get bored.. Again as I said, do not try to analyze the film... and ask questions such as "how" and "why"... just sit back and enjoy... Don't try to find faults.. there are too many and I won't even bother to mention it here. Analyzing the defects would take the fun of the film... This is different kind of film.. the director could have done better.. but I guess having such a great cast was too much of an excitement factor that other detailing part of the movie was left uncared for.... Anyways.. I hope you enjoyed this review reading it as I enjoyed it writing..
Have a great day Sandeep

Munna Bhai ki kahani Sandy ki zubaani

Another special weekend and another great movie.. and once again Sandy sits down to pen a review. The movie: Lage raho Munnabhai, What I think about the movie: Its great. Its been 3 years since Munabhai made his first appearance.. and now he is back and truly "he is not alone".
This review will in no way tell you the full story and spoil your fun. But its an attempt to point out th
e finer points in the movie.

As all great movies this movie too has an excellent cast. When I say excellent cast I do not mean the movie has great stars.... but that, the movie has good actors who fit the characters they play and play their part to perfection.

Like, I cannot imagine any other actor to play Munna other than Sanjay Dutt or any other actor
playing Ciruit other than Arshad Warsi. This is because of the simple reason no other actor can speak such good Bambaiya Hindi as these two. This along with their great comic timing make them THE people for the part. I think only Jackie to some extent can speak bombaiya and maybe Aamir (as demonstrated in Rangeela). I cannot name ShahRukh, as he made us laugh when he tried to speak bombaiya in the start of his career.. remember "Ram Jaane".. if you do not remember, then good.. That much space of your memory is saved...

Coming back to the rest of the cast. Vidya Balan replaces Gracy singh. She is beautiful, lively, has a great smile and looks great in simple clothes.. Round and ro
und boleto bhi centre main wohich baat hai ki.. she is perfect....
Most of the actors from the previous Munna bhai film are carried forward. Only actors not the characters.. Say, actors like Mishra, Nariyal pani wala, Kallan, Maqsood (the sweeper), the college student, Jimmy Shergill and Boman Irani.. Boman is back and now he is Lucky Singh. Boman has picked up the punjabi acsent very well. You can see the way he speaks, way he walks the mannerism is very different from that of "J.Asthana". He is very much into the part and He is Lucky Singh... pata hi nahi hondha ki yeh banda sardar nahi, parsi hoyasi..... Boman pape tusi to cha gaye ho . oji yeh main kya ji.. pura hindustan keh raha si ...balle balle.. shava shava... halva nahi to rubdi khava....

The movie starts off in an equally novel way as did in the first part. Circuit is brilliant in the film. One more thing to point out about Circuit is that ki, akha movie main ekich kapada pehnela hai... to bhi ekdum khush hai bhai.. yehi circuit hai.. par ek chang
e hai.. ek change hai bhai..abhi boleto, is part main circuit ne lal chashma pehnela hai bhai.. ekdum jhagmag Windows XP mafiq...Circuit's love for gold is known and he is in his usual attire of black kurta and jeans with half a dozen gold chains around his neck and quite some gold bracelets. Even his mobile phone has a golden cover.. :) boleto jhakas...
Kapda ke mamle
main apunka Munna bhai ke pass bohat range hai.. yeh alag alag colour ke fundu fundu shirt pehnela hai bhai... full shirt hai par sleeve ka popat kiyela hai...boleto.. sleeve cuff ka button hai par bhai akha picture main cuff khula chhoda hai.. poppppppaaaaatt :) :)
par yeh janbuchke kiyela hai.. boleto e
style .. kya, naya estyle.. boleto trend.. trend nikala hi bhai ne....

The movie also promotes its sponsors like, Jhanvi works in a radio station - WorldSpace Radio boleto
sponsor. and then Munna and co. go to Goa in GO Air (boleto to doosra sponsor)...sab ko khush kiya hai bhai.....

Now lets move on to the most interesting character of the film.. Mohandas karamchand Gandhi. Pura naam... hai.. haa..Boleto woh aadmi jo pura country ek dhoti main round mara aur angrezo ko bola. Get Out.. boleto bohat great aadmi tha... M.K.Gandhi i
s played by noted Marathi theatre actor Dilip Prabhawalkar. Dilip is a great actor and has adapted to the Mahatma's character superbly..

The movie is an attempt to remind us of this man and his teachings.. His ideology... His way of life.. We are slowly forgetting that. and the film reminds us that in such a humorous and funny way that it leaves us thinking.....

The film takes potshots at people changing the spellings of their names for numeralogical reasons... Also the concept of Manglik is taken up.. You get thinking, yeh Horoscope ka chakkar kitna sach hai and how true are predictions of the astrologers...
In one of the scenes Munna has wronged his friend and Gandhi wants him to say sorry to his friend... ...Munna asks Gandhi "yeh kya zaroori hai kya". The film highlights a general feeling which goes inside us in case we have wronged someone and think about saying sorry. We think of excuses to reason ourselves out of it.. How our ego stops us from doing the right thing... and s
tops us from accepting that we have erred. This scene also shows us what a treasure true friendship is and also how Munna, after saying sorry exclaims.. "Yeh Bapu.. mann ekdum halka ho gaya"... but saying Sorry is a mighty task in itself and halka mann is the reward. But do we always have the guts to say sorry.. Lets think about it.. :)

There
are 4 songs in the film and I liked all 4.. boleto gana solid hai sab...
No flashy dance steps , understandably so as our heroes are tapori.. hey sorry tapori nahi bolne ka.. bhai bolene ka bhai... Checkout circuit in the dances.. He is gracefulness personfied.. Few know that before entering films he used to take part in the dance competitions on an national level, alongside javed jaffery...

The film has loads and loads of comedy but it has some touchy and serious moments also. But these lessons/teachings are delivered .. make you think about it and then off we go and continue our joyride..The film is very fast paced.. as fast as an Manmohan desai film.. if not faster.. boleto ekdum.. 8:17 ka VT fast, local ke mafik..

We also see Parikshit Sahani. He is has a small part but still he does manage to move us.. He shows he is a great actor... After all he is the son of the great balraj Sahani...

the film throws up lots of points to ponder, maslan (boleto):
Sanjay Dutt's 'varnan' of the situation of present day India. This is when he comes to Jhanvi's place to deliver a lect
ure on Gandhigiri.. Gandhigiri boleto apunka Bhai's version of Gandhivadi.. word kaisa laga.. hai ki nahi jhakas.. boleto Dahi wada mirchi marke.. Joshi wade wale ka wada aur amul ka dahi aur uparse Everest ka mirchi powder.. Boleto cool cool hot hot..

Doosra scene boleto; Jhanvi's closing qoutes when she signs off for the day. Apun agar thodasa bhi ye scene ke bare main bataya na.. to akha scene ka vat lag jayega. boleto scene ka durgati ho jayega...So its better you enjoy the scene when you watch the film itself..

Abhi shorcut main boleto kya maloom kya.. circle ke round and round kitna bhi boleto bhi centre main woich baat hai ki; Sar jo tera chakraye ya dil duba jaye.. mamu, tu jake Lage raho Munna
bhai dekh.. aur tera khopdi nahi bhi chakraye aur tera heart nahi bhi dubrela haina.. to bhi tu taxi pakad aur Munna bhai dekhke aa. tension nahi leneka.. Smile karte rehneka..Boleto Smile ka sticker apne tobdepe permenantly chipkake rakhneka..
arre ek baat karneko to bhool hi gaya...Apunka Chembur ka naam Munnabhai ka is picture main bhi hai.. Remember the last time Chembur was mentioned in Munnabhai MBBS: "Anand bhai, feeling agar strong hona, to bina phone kare Chembur tak baat kar sakte hai..". Abhi Chembur ka naam boleto film ka good luck hai.. Abhi kya batao Chembur aur apun jaisa Chembur ke logo ke bare main... Kabhi ek din, fullto araamse batayega...

Aur ek common cheej boleto romantic dialogue. Remember MBBS had a outstanding romantic dialogue:

"Sumanji, tum smile karta haina.. to lagta hai, kya mast life hai... apunko akha life tum ko smile karte huwe dekhne ka hai"... :)
This film also has a great one.. "Jhanvi, tum jab radio main hello mumbai bolta hai na to sarkeshwar bolta hai ki apun ke tobde pe ek maaaaaast smile aa jata hai"... this is just the part of the dialogue.. For the full dialogue watch the film.. Boleto apune tumlogo ko Demo version dekhaya.. Full version theatre hai dekhne ka...

chal bohat estory sunliya.. abhi ek baat yaad rakhneka.. Gandhi ko yaad karte rehne ka aur tension nahi leneka....... aur yaad haina... eSmile ka sticker, Fevicol laga ke, apne tobde pe chipka ke rakhneka.. Fevicol laganeka.. chance nahi lene ka..

abhi apun jarele.. aisa aur ek dhasu film dekhega na.. to aur ek aisach rapchik review likhega..Boleto ek dum jhagmak Windows XP ....

Tabhi tak ke liye.. Bye bolta hai.. Bye...

Sandeep
(tension nahi leneka.. Smile karte rehneka)